The Tale of EPYON (and ep)

Aye, some days are more fun than others.  Any day is a good day

though when I  get to spend time with my good buddy EPYON

 leader of nBc "nameless blonde cheerleaders". 

and whats this?   I wasn't sure, as I could barely hear the

brave challenged as it ensued from the dark farthest back corner of his house,

muffled as it was from under the bed where he and a box of 

twinkies cowered.

Epyon in RL

Well, there are only so many ways to eat government cheese, so I wasn't surprised to find

EPYON hungry and in a mood.  The very air crackled with the unmatchable

raw power that can only be acheived by 24/7 gameplay and bad hygiene.

Did, I or any amount of showering, truly have the strength to handle the situation?

There was only one way to find out...

Put down the grilled cheese and face me!!!

Did he oblige? nay, but I knew better... as I suspected he, like in RL

was on his usual "house arrest" and wasn't about to venture more than a few steps

out lest he be arrested/slain.  This wouldn't be easy....

Thinking quickly I struck out at his lover "ep" drawing him from the house

Horse killer!!!

That and a few minor baitings were enough to change his mind

"lol" an industry standard

"heheheh" another of my favorites!

"i suck hehe" an insiduously deceptive bait

designed to lure cowards/weenies from their homes/gaurd zones.

As we reached a fightable distance from his house, he summoned another "ep"

to assist him! "such infidelity!!!"

heheheh, again??

Well, that was a little more than good ole' Epyon was up to for now,

and he turned for home :(

Well thats all for now guys

I leave you with some fond memories with nBc:

revenge for your 10 vs 3 mobbing :)

A surprisingly cordial and pleasant nBc hats of to you

don't worry, he's disposable.... hehehehhe

ps. thx Berilac Moss :)

Credits

Music: Welcome back kotter

Story and pics: WORD