Hi guys!
I'm not always the most exciting player, and I prolly spend way too much time at the
Britain West bank with my good buddy and fellow full time Trammy Sgt Slaughter,
Guildmaster of up and coming pvp Leviathan (Eof)
who recently defeated singlehandedly 3 (maybe more) ESF at the yew gate
using only 4 garlic, and a picture of his wife.

" ESF, you're goin down!!"
He's pretty cool overall I guess.... it's just that sometimes I don't understand
how he sees himself as this:

" YO JOE!"
When everyone knows, it's more like this:

"someone change me"

"no, you drop and give me 10"
Some say Puke suxxors, and ya I'm not the Hebrew Hammer, but
I've found being in the right place at the right time can be just as amusing:

"blocking-- a favorite Puke past time"

"killed with a single punch"
and I've found myself privy to all kinds of inside information from the enemy...

"Rated An FL spy???"
Times are changing quickly too, all kinds of nutty stuff!! I've seen things
I never thought I would:

"WTF??"

"Lay off the cats Vandal, it isn't normal"
Sometimes I even miss FL, but I know they are on a very important mission
and I wish Ooji the best of luck with his G.E.D.

"I'm sorry, what exactly does that mean??"
During their absence a few other guilds have even tried filling their shoes
but mostly to little effect...

"R.I.P. takes a big spanking"
Well, just my two cents. Thanks everyone for your time. I'll do my best
to keep everyone up to date.
Oh, one last thing. I know there's been some confusion, and for the record
I'd just like to say, that Although I am a veteran player, and Taios
pronounced (Tay-ose) is somewhat new.
He pulls more than his weight, and I in no way, shape,
or form view him as my sidekick...

"Taios and Puke"


"Taios and Puke"
Epic-tales.com (A UO flash site and storyboard)
Order of balance.com (Esf Mainsite)